When was the last time you heard a lightbulb joke? Come to think of it, when was the last time you heard a clean lightbulb joke? Let’s go one step further: when have you ever heard a clean lightbulb joke about phone companies? Well strap in because here at RingByName, we are all about breaking new ground. You are just not ready for the level of sophisticated humor we are about impart to you.
And what’s a good joke without a little truth laced through. Business phone services suck. Well, not all of them. Some enterprise VoIP systems like ours are really user focused and try to do the absolute best to innovate and upgrade outdated phone services. But that is neither here nor there. In this post we want to make it clear that business phone services suck and they should be made fun of. Terrible business phone service providers should be made fun of on a daily basis.
How Many Phone Companies Does It Take to Screw in a Lightbulb?
Answer: Who Knows? We kept calling to ask but we got stuck in the automated answering service and couldn’t get to a live representative.
Get it? The reason business phone services suck is because they’re in the game of quantity over quality. Does a business have to make a profit? Of course. But when a company’s mission, identity, and goals are contingent on making incredible products and establishing HUMAN relationships with clients, that’s when real progress is made. You could say, they see the light.
How Many Phone Company Reps Does It Take to Screw in a Lightbulb?
Answer: Two. One salesman to sell you the plan and hold the lightbulb in place and one accountant to charge you so much that the room starts spinning to screw it in.
When did VoIP for business become so needlessly expensive? Mediocre VoIP providers are guilty of charging too much and delivering too little. It’s not enough that VoIP only deliver calls, they should include many VoIP features in basic packages that benefit your company.
How Many Phone Companies Does It Take to Screw in a Lightbulb?
Answer: What’s wrong with the old one? Let’s just keep things the way they’ve always been, amirite?
You know why business phone services suck? Because they haven’t changed their deliverables, their packages, and their services since the age when there were pay phones on every corner. The phone book is dead, and so are any subpar VoIP providers that continue to use strategies and offer features that were big news 10 years ago. It’s 2019 and our phone features should reflect that.
How Many Phone Companies Does It Take to Screw in a Lightbulb?
Answer: You can’t change the lightbulb! It comes with the standard package and is not interchangeable.
What is the point of a phone service that is not interchangeable in some way? All VoIP business phone packages should be somewhat customizable but there are too many bad business phone service providers out there locking companies into plans that are not tailored to their needs.
How Many Phone Companies Does It Take to Screw in a Lightbulb?
Answer: Only one but it takes them 2 weeks to get a tech out there to do it for you.
Here’s an idea, how about we invest in customer service? Any and all phone services that require you to wait that long for a service technician are not going to have your best interests at heart. Enough is enough. Recognize when business phone services suck and move on!
Ready to switch to VoIP for business and centralize your phone management? We can help! Just give us a call and we can walk you through the entire process: 855-345-RING.
